User:Difluoroethene

Hi, I'm Stonemason89, and as you probably guessed, I'm a Wikipedian.

I've decided to create a user page because, well, everybody else is doing it!

And if you vandalize this page, you will be sent to Somo to sleep for a billion years.

If you want to chat, that's what my talk page is for.

For all other requests, please stay on the line and your call will be ignored in the order it was received.

Don't even think of sending me any money, either. If you do, the Lord has promised that he will take me home. And they don't have Internet access beyond the Pearly Gates, at least not that I am aware, so my Wikipedia career would be over if that were to happen.

Of course, I could be wrong about that, just as I was wrong about those windmills being giants.

Thanks for your time.

Articles I've created

• Ian Davison
• Murder of Said Bourarach
• Irma Jackson
• Derek Black Show
• Oriental Yeti
• Republic Broadcasting Network
• Barack Obama religion conspiracy theories
• Rob Bickhart
• Kesha Rogers
• Racist attacks on Michelle Obama
• Pimelodus pictus
• Walter Deubener
• The Political Cesspool (now a Good Article)
• Silver nitride
• Merlin Miller
• Katherine Kersten
• James Edwards (radio host)
• Dan Halloran
• Hulond Humphries
• Derek Black Show
• Podblanc
• Youth for Western Civilization
• Pacifica Forum

Disclaimer

There is a blogger at Blogspot who has been impersonating me (using the screenname Stonemason89, as well as making snide comments about various edits I've made to Wikipedia in the past), but this person is not me. I'm not going to link to that blog from here, since I don't want to give it any legitimacy. It's quite scary that people are doing this; the guy who created the fake blog even included a link to the North American Man/Boy Love Association's website in an attempt to tag me as pedophile and/or sympathizer. It's nutcases like this that make me glad I don't use my real name for editing Wikipedia.