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<span style="color:red">Please do not submit random useless crap to Wikipedia.</span> No matter how funny you think it is, no one will ever see it except the administrator who deletes it, so you've wasted your own time as well. |
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If you still need to be funny, you might want to check out [http://www.uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia] instead. Thank you. [[User:DragonflySixtyseven|DS]] 16:03, 20 March 2006 (UTC) |
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I have just spent twenty minutes tracking down and removing all your ''stupid, worthless, pointless vandalism''. Every hoax, every fiction... all the articles you created have been deleted. All the stupid, useless ''lies'' that you added to other articles, ''including as an anonymous editor''... have been removed. The "repoohmonis" account has been permanently blocked, and it's only because you're eloquent and well-spoken that this account isn't blocked as well - you ''could'' be a credit to the project. |
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Unless you choose to keep on vandalizing. In which case you will be blocked permanently, and any and all accounts you subsequently create will be blocked as soon as they are identified and all edits made by those accounts will be reverted and all IPs associated with those accounts will be blocked as well and all edits by those IPs will be reverted. |
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If you are a reporter experimenting with how easy / difficult it is to put a falsehood into Wikipedia, I suggest that your article is now complete. If you are a teenager trying to have fun, might I suggest you try masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it nowadays. |
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Latest revision as of 16:20, 20 March 2006
Please do not submit random useless crap to Wikipedia. No matter how funny you think it is, no one will ever see it except the administrator who deletes it, so you've wasted your own time as well.
If you still need to be funny, you might want to check out Uncyclopedia instead. Thank you. DS 16:03, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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[edit]I have just spent twenty minutes tracking down and removing all your stupid, worthless, pointless vandalism. Every hoax, every fiction... all the articles you created have been deleted. All the stupid, useless lies that you added to other articles, including as an anonymous editor... have been removed. The "repoohmonis" account has been permanently blocked, and it's only because you're eloquent and well-spoken that this account isn't blocked as well - you could be a credit to the project.
Unless you choose to keep on vandalizing. In which case you will be blocked permanently, and any and all accounts you subsequently create will be blocked as soon as they are identified and all edits made by those accounts will be reverted and all IPs associated with those accounts will be blocked as well and all edits by those IPs will be reverted.
If you are a reporter experimenting with how easy / difficult it is to put a falsehood into Wikipedia, I suggest that your article is now complete. If you are a teenager trying to have fun, might I suggest you try masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it nowadays.
