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Hello, AOL user, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or place {{helpme}} on your talk page and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Again, welcome! Jaranda ^{wat's sup} 03:58, 17 June 2006 (UTC) AOL+user[reply]

Template:AOLdos

You can simply substitute {{PAGENAMEEE}} or add {{urlencode:{{PAGENAME}}}} in its place in the template. (In fact, this would likely be less taxing on the servers and thus preferable.) There's really no need to copy the template to your userpage. AmiDaniel (talk) 04:18, 17 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

the problem is ~~{{urlencode:{{PAGENAME}}}} on it's own breaks template functionality~~, and {{subst:PAGENAMEEE}} would just yeild the name of the template, and would cease function as a variable--AOL user 04:24, 17 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

nevermind, I thought I tried that already, must have been a typo that broke the template, nevermind then--AOL user 04:25, 17 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

AN/I

Hey, noticed your post on AN/I about {{auto}}. While I think it's pretty cool, please remember that AN/I is for reporting incidents that require administrative intervention. In the future, you might want to post these announcements to the normal administrator's noticeboard. Keep up the good work. Isopropyl 00:24, 11 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Testing of templates should probably be done in the sandbox before being used on a user's page, such as Wiki-star. If you've been testing elsewhere please disregard this suggestion. Isopropyl 17:57, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

sorry, but since the sandbox hasn't actually triggered any autoblocks, I needed at least one field test to know if it was working or not, which it is--AOL user 17:59, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

On second thought, I see what you mean--AOL user 18:15, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Blockeduser

Hi. Thanks for your tagging efforts, but please don't tag users or IPs that have been blocked for less than 72 hours. Thanks TigerShark 23:01, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

ah, nevermind, I was setting my threshold too low, I was tagging blocks of 24 (+) hours --AOL user 23:02, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

</noinclude> tag

Thanks. I forgot to check my edits for this closing tag at Template:Indefblockeduser. -- ADNghiem501 23:24, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Sure thing--AOL user 23:29, 14 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Please delete the following article. This article was initially an office joke that got out of hand. This has jeopardized some careers

Please, please delete the following article: Name removed to protect identity

On a dark and stormy night a flash from the heavens shined down on the metropolis named Salome and there stood the brave giant elf warrior-thief named from the _____ clan and now will be referred to as Name removed to protect identity. Born from a single Name removed to protect identity atom, the mystic creature was now ready to level up.

At age nine he was traumatized by the realization that there was more to the world than just Salome. However he is proud of where he came from even to this day and constantly reminds others around him of this. This was also the year where he became the youngest Magic: The Gathering player to hold the title of Grand Master White Mage. Another fond childhood memory in Salome was the huge supply of tasty lead paint chips that has led to his anxiety super powers.

He has been working for a cure since first noticing hair loss at the age of 10. His hair loss at such an early age was due the fact that he was exposed to radiation from space travel when he was recruited to lead a small army of intergalactical rebels to fight the tyrantical Freeza. He soon became the commander of the star cruiser Pontiac Grand AMILLINIUM II. The conflict took 740 space years, and during which, Name removed to protect identity was able to move up in rank to the unheard of rank of Space Elf Supreme Commander with Level 999, regenerative mana, and able to perform the Kamehameha attack with +6000 AP damage. The battle uniform consisted of a space-age body armor in the form of a cut-off sleeveless T-shirt. He was given the honor of including a turtle-neck to his uniform upon receiving the rank of Space Elf Lt. Commander. Through intense training with Son Goku under King Kai he was able to perform the Spirit Bomb and severely hurt Freeza. Immediately afterwards he jumped on his Nimbus 2001 and swooped behind Freeza and with a might roam he screamed "Expecto Patronum!" thus finally defeating Freeza.

During his journey back he was sucked into an event horizon and awoke from his suspended animation to find that his organic form had been replaced with that of a mechanical one in the shape of a Pontiac Grand Am and was once again caught up in a power struggle between good and evil. Taking lead of the side of good he adopted a new identity. Now going by the name of Optimus Prime, he led the AutoBots against Megatron in a devestating battle with casualties on both sides that lasted for 1,789 warranty years (including full glass coverage). He departed and once again journeyed through space and time to return to Earth. Having newly arrived back on Earth, young Name removed to protect identity was shocked to find that he had not just been sent back to Earth but also sent back in time as well. He was transported back to Salome exactly 2 seconds after he was taken. He likes basketball.

Having not had choclate for almost 2,000 years he went to the local gas station to purchase a chocolate bar. However, he was greeted with a golden ticket when he attempted to unwrap the chocolate bar and thus became the last to be welcomed to Willy Wonka's factory. Unfortunately his days at the chocolate factory were soon over after resigning his position due to "sexual harasment" charges that were filed against him by the Oompa Loompas. In his defense he stated that the Oompa Loompas had "looked" at him and thus thought it was consensual. This disturbing event opened the eyes of the producers of Fox's Family Guy where he took on the role of Glenn Quagmire; his alter ego.

Was bitten by a gay vampire bat while climbing Mount Everest without any climbing gear. The bat used its internal gaydar to detect its prey and was following its senses to the most powerful emmittance of gayness. Many find this hard to believe saying that he would have seen the bat coming. It was later concluded that the reason for the bats successful attack was blamed on Wolfe Jr. wearing a blindfold at the time and listening to his System of A Down CD. He then aquired vampire strength along with the need to feed. He was able to surpress his hunger and opted to use his new found powers to attend goth parties. Many months had past with him brooding in the dark corners of the goth parties when he was unable to control his hunger due to 5 girls saying "Hi" to him all within a 20 minute time span. Confused and frightened by the thought of suddenly dating 5 individuals, he lashed out and fed on a nearby goth partier. Shocked when he regained his senses and realizing that he had fed on one of his own, hr fled without saying "Goodbye" to his 5 girlfriends and was not seen for 14 days. Many believed him to be dead but was proven wrong when his Final Fantasy and WarCraft characters continued to level up. He was later seen turning up in San Fransico.

Served as course director of the DoD BMET school. During his tenure, Name removed to protect identity patented apple cider vinegar which led to a 1% increase in graduation rate. Amazingly filled the role as head yellow rope (world-wide) which in turn provided him the opportunity to date every female student that went through the school house. He also greatly improved the march time from the medical dormitory to the school house by reducing the over all time from 20 to 13 minutes with his superb off rythm cadence. Sadly, he was responsible for the largest recorded marching accident due to his inability to call the proper turns. This deeply rooted problem was later discovered by NASA scientists after 20 years of extensive research into unlocking his genius. In their published conclusion paper it was stated that the reason was eventually linked back to an early episode in his childhood which caused a retardation in his development of distinguishing left from right and vice versa. While in Block 13, Wolfe discovered that Einstein did not carry the three and E does not equal mc². It was also here that Wolfe re-opened the case of who really shot J.R. Ewing; this led him to wonder "Seriously, where is Carmen San Diego?"

Through years of custody battle and recent DNA evidence it was shown that Name removed to protect identity was actually Luke Skywalker's father. He is currently paying back child support to Queen Amidala. These events have led George Lucas to produce three more episodes to Star Wars. Star Wars: Darth Wolfe Menace is to be released May 2007. Sean Connery is expected to play the role of Wolfe Jr.

Known for his guile and resourcefulness, he is the hero of Homer's Odyssey, and a major character in the Iliad. He is most famous for the ten years it took him to return home from the Trojan War. Legend knows him as Odysseus but we know him as Name removed to protect identity.

In 2005, he took leave and fasted for 30 days as a sign of respect upon learning about the death of his beloved fictional hero and headmaster of the just as fictional school of Hogwarts, Dumbledore. However this has not deterred him from applying for admittance every year. He will continue to apply as he believes that the school would do well with his added brilliance. To hone his skills for his future enrollment of Hogwarts, Name removed to protect identity has enrolled in the local community college, ooops I forgot that was someone else's college math he was doing. Scratch that, he is not currently enrolled into a local community college.

In the fall of 2005, his country once again called upon his services. For six magical weeks, Name removed to protect identity was trained by the world's finest nuclear physicist and enhanced his already maxed out X-Ray points. This was the nail in the coffin for his status as High Almighty Chancellor Director of Diagnostic Imaging unscheduled workorders. It was here that a 2 minute "Calibrated by MERC" workorder would morph into 60 hour blood, sweat, and tears (the tears are for the hearts he has broken for the females in DI) single workorder. His co-workers never dare to cross the line of X-Ray repair.

Helped orchestrate one of the greatest acts of treason in military history.

For unknown reasons, he chooses to take leave as to miss every open ranks held. There are rumors as to the reason behind this. There are some who say he is protesting the lack of sleeveless blues and service dress jackets. Still some argue that this is not the case, and that it is because the poorly designed blues cap does not warm his bald head sufficiently.

Trivia:

Every night while he sleeps, little elves take the hair from his head because it is believed that his hair holds the power to unlock the secret of instant leveling up.

Chooses not to get married because he believes he still has a lot more game left in him.

Name removed to protect identity once won a race against the roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez, after which he ate them.

His trip to Thailand and the events that happened there inspired Thailand to name their capitol in his honor.

He created Myspace as a means to locate young girls.

It is said that there is a portal leading to an outer realm located in the gap between his front teeth.

Was given the key to the city from Mayor McCheese after successfully apprehending the Hamburglar and later on winning the eventual trial through after succesfully building a strong case all by himself.

Does not have Magneto powers.

Has the ability to bend the very fabric of space, time, and reality. ie: make 10 minutes into 3 hours.

"Hello" from the opposite sex translates into "Yes, we are dating" in Wolfe language

His favorite color is yellow.

Can swallow a dozen hardboil eggs in one breath.

Once fought a question mark for 3 full days

He helped Scar come up with the plan to kill Mufasa.

Is the mentor of both Sherlock Holmes and Batman, both of which have been known to contact him for help on more difficult cases.

Successfully cloned himself as a means to get the ladies, but had to distroy them when they were all logged into World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy. Thus preventing him from logging in to level up.

Former lead singer of System Of A Down and Disturbed.

Invented sliced bread.

Could have prevented Hurricane Katrina form striking but chose to play Final Fantasy instead.

Turned down the role as MacGyver.

Twin brother's name was Walsh.