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The museum's resident vampire Count Pugsly (played by Wilum Hopfrog Pugmire) appearing like a mannequin outside the entrance, "awaiting his prey."

The Jones Fantastic Museum was a horror-themed dime museum located in Seattle, Washington, United States, during the 1960s and 1970s. It was created by avid collector Walt a.k.a. Doc Jones. The museum remained in business until 1980.[1]

Early history

When his growing collection of coin-op, curios and kitsch began taking up too much space at his residence in the early 1950s, Jones opened a museum on Gunnysack Hill, a mile-long section of U.S. Route 99 just north of Lynnwood, Washington.[2] Many of his pieces formed a popular attraction at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.[3] The collection subsequently found a home on the third floor of the former Food Circus (now Center House) in the Seattle Center. Originally called the Jones Fantastic Museum, the Seattle museum was renamed the Jones Fantastic Show sometime after the Gunnysack Hill museum closed.

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The Three-legged Lady and Gallery of Strange People, on display outside the entrance to the museum.

Exhibits and attractions

Displayed outside the entrance to the museum were many old pictures of sideshow freaks and human oddities. The Okeh Laughing Record, a 1923 recording of a man and woman laughing while a musician plays a funereal trumpet solo, played in a continuous loop along with a recording of Jones as a sideshow barker, enticing people to enter.[4]

For 13 years the museum featured a real live vampire named Count Pugsly who roamed around scaring children and adults alike, even outside the museum. Sometimes he would appear to be a mannequin, standing still until an unsuspecting visitor stepped in front of him. As soon as the realization struck the visitor that no activating floor mat was there, he would walk towards them, often eliciting loud screams of fright.

The role of the vampire was played by future horror author Wilum Hopfrog Pugmire. Pugmire's recent works include Lovecraftian books of weird fiction. His earlier works include the publication of the punk rock fanzine Punk Lust in the 1980s.[1]

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The Abdominal Snow Woman guarding Dorothy while she sings "Over the Rainbow" in the main room of the museum.

The museum included a collection of funhouse mirrors, mannequins sporting extra legs and arms, a "Death Ray" machine, Sally Rand's dancing slippers, a long row of electronic switches that randomly activated a variety of automatons, a nine-foot-tall "mummified Viking" called Olaf the Giant, and a talking skull wearing a Hitler moustache that loudly spouted gibberish in German. Jones had sped up an actual recording of Hitler, giving his speech a cartoonish quality. The sign in front of the skull read "Hitler is Alive!"

An especially memorable item was the Laughing Lady, dubbed Laffing Sal by her manufacturer. She rocked back and forth laughing uncontrollably with her arms and legs swinging wildly whenever someone stepped on a floor mat in front of her glass and wood case. More exhibits appear in the list of items below.

Later history

Doc Jones committed suicide in the early 1970s.[5] In 1973, the third floor of the Food Circus was being renovated, so Jones's heirs moved a greatly downsized version of the museum into the basement. Much smaller than before, it remained there until 1980. Two years later, the entire collection was donated to Seattle Children's Hospital per Jones' will. The will stipulated that if the contents of the museum were ever sold, they must be sold as a whole and not broken up.[3]

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Olaf the Giant resting in his coffin in the Chamber of Horrors.

The hospital put the collection up for sale in 1984. After searching one year for a buyer, museum broker Bill Zimmerman found collector Jim Schmit of Oregon. According to Zimmerman, the sale "was difficult because the items were so diverse and bizarre and because the hospital wanted to sell it in its entirety."[6]

Schmit, already known to Southern Oregonians for gathering together the world's largest collection of antique outhouses,[7] purchased the entire collection for an undisclosed amount, in partnership with his former neighbor and friend, Baltimore businessman Ralph Bothne.[8]

As of late 1985, much of the Jones collection formed part of the Lakeview Fantastic Museum, located in the small Southern Oregon town of Lakeview on U.S. Route 395 near the California border.[8] For some reason—perhaps a dearth of visitors due to the remote location[citation needed]—by 1991 Schmit had moved his museum to a more prominent location in Redmond, Oregon. Renamed the World Famous Fantastic Museum, it opened in June 1991.[9]

There is evidence to suggest that the museum's relationship with Redmond city planners was always contentious.[10][11] Schmit's putting up a Ferris wheel on the property may have led directly to the closing of the popular and successful museum in 1996.[2]

In May 1997, Schmit opened up the Museum of the Fantastic in Sisters, Oregon.[12] Containing only 10% of his collection, it was shut down less than two years after it opened.

Yao Ming

Schmit is credited with discovering Chinese basketball giant Yao Ming at age 14 and following his progress until he came to the NBA.[13]

Breakup of the collection

At some point, perhaps around the time the Redmond museum opened,[citation needed] another museum containing a portion of the Jones collection opened in Yakima, Washington. The existence of this other museum—hundreds of miles from Redmond—probably marks the beginning of the dissolution of the Jones collection.[citation needed] However, the two collections were still displayed under one name: World Famous Fantastic Museum.

In 1993, Doug Higley purchased many Jones pieces from both museums for his True Wonders Old Time Museum at Lake Tahoe in California. Sharing Jones' passion for sideshows, freaks and oddities, Higley went to great effort and expense to make his Tahoe museum the best around. Despite his great care and attention to detail, Higley's museum only lasted about a year. Visitors to the area instead spent their money in the casinos adjacent to the museum.[14]

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Doc Jones pointing to the Mars Machine created by Robert G. Ebel at age 14. Ebel's version was inspired by the original "Man From Mars Machine" created by Jones in the 1950s.

List of items

  • "Abdominal" Snow Woman
  • Amazing Mechanical Jazz Band
  • Baseball coin-op game
  • Bicycle air conditioner
  • Blow torch/hot air machine for politicians
  • "Captain Hook's hook"
  • Chamber of Horrors
  • Coin-op game with machine guns that blast Nazi warplanes
  • Counterfeiter's workshop
  • Death Ray Machine
  • Four-legged lady
  • Frankenstein in a bird cage
  • Germ Killer mallet
  • Hall of funhouse mirrors
  • "Hitler is Alive!" talking skull
  • Human skeleton in a display case
  • Inhuman Head (in barber shop box)
  • Laughing Lady
  • Life-size elephant automaton
  • Man from Mars Machine
  • Manley Model 49 popcorn maker
  • Olaf the Giant
  • Petrified Space Man
  • Photo gallery of sideshow freaks
  • Pianotainer player piano
  • Quartet of musical monkeys
  • Sally Rand's dancing slippers
  • Shoot the Bear coin-op game
  • Spiked chair "where Mahatma Gandhi sat for inspiration"
  • Two-headed lady
  • Voice-O-Graph recording machine

References

  1. ^ a b Humphrey, Clark (2006). Vanishing Seattle. Arcadia Publishing. p. 114. ISBN 978-0738548692.
  2. ^ a b B. Ebel (March 13, 2004). "World Famous Fantastic Museum". Roadside America.
  3. ^ a b Jim Stiak (January 11, 1987). "The outrageous, the bad taste are right at home in Oregon museum". Chicago Tribune. p. Travel-3.
  4. ^ King Luckbar of Mars (March 6, 2006). "Okeh Laughing Record (1923)". The Internet Archive.
  5. ^ Wilum H. Pugmire (November 25, 2009). "Weird Fantastic Memories". Facebook. Retrieved December 21, 2009.
  6. ^ "Border town gets 'bizarre' museum". Eugene Register-Guard. Eugene, OR. Associated Press. July 14, 1985. p. E12.
  7. ^ Jeff Barnard (May 20, 1985). "Privy patron gladly throws his money down the . . . well". Chicago Tribune. Associated Press.
  8. ^ a b "Monsters take a trip to new weird home". Spokane Spokesman-Review. Associated Press. September 22, 1985. p. D10.
  9. ^ Gene Barton (June 10, 1991). "You'd better believe it's more than a hobby". The Bulletin. Bend, OR. p. B1.
  10. ^ Barney Lorton (April 16, 1991). "Redmond planners drop hospital zone: Opposition forces change in plans". The Bulletin. Bend, OR. p. B1.
  11. ^ Gene Barton (April 25, 1991). "Fantastic Museum due new review: Plan stymied by late appeal". The Bulletin. Bend, OR. p. B1.
  12. ^ Elaine Beebe (October 5, 1997). "One fan's collection is eclectic museum". Eugene Register-Guard. Eugene, OR. p. D1.
  13. ^ Tom Chace (April 22, 2003). "Suttle Lake restaurant reopening". The Nugget Newspaper. Sisters, OR.
  14. ^ Doug Higley (November 26, 2009). "The Jones Fantastic Museum". Facebook. Retrieved December 21, 2009.