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134 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1597
“Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.”The play begins with Falstaff writing an identical letter to Mistress Page and Mistress Ford, basically just switching out their names (Falstaff is really out here doing the bare minimum…), telling them of his “profound” love and that he will be there for them “by day or night” (alrighty). Both women are absolutely disgusted with his assumption that they’ll cheat on their respective husbands and, of course, tell one another about it. Up to this day, I cannot fathom how Falstaff didn’t foresee this? The two are best friends, they were bound to tell each other about his creepy letter. But well, jokes on you, Falstaff; he payed dearly for this mistake. Both women decide to play along and make Falstaff’s life hell [insert here my longest yeah boy ever] and humiliate him on every possible occasion.
"we'll leave a proof, by that which we will do
wives may be merry, and yet honest too."