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Quotes
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Shazzer : What about a wig? They're lawyers aren't they? Lawyers love wigs.
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Shazzer : [Whisper to Bridget] Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert.
[turns away]
Bridget Jones : Janey Osbourne. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.
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Shazzer : [on Daniel Cleaver] You wouldn't sleep with him?
Bridget Jones : No, of course not. Absolutely not.
[pause]
Bridget Jones : But he is clever.
Shazzer : Yes?
Bridget Jones : And handsome.
Shazzer : He's also a dysfunctional, fucked-up, middle-aged lost boy!
Bridget Jones : [pause] Well, no one's perfect.
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Shazzer : [suitcase won't shut] Fuck!
Bridget Jones : What?
Shazzer : There's no fucking room in the fucking suitcase.