The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories Quotes

“He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“His mentality was dressed up as a moral code, but when naked, was simply a preference.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“The only thing you should feel entitled to is gratitude.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“My genetics have been in my family for generations.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“He remembered that he did have one thing going for him – his memory.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“I’d normally spare you the details, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of writing a story.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“Her guts told her that something was amiss. Alexandra only spoke to her intestines once in a while, so she wasn’t sure if they were to be trusted.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“I only like to coat things with the truth, that’s the only apparel things need these days.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories