Bank Balance Quotes

“A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Two kinds of people have many friends, one with bank balance and other with boldness.”
― Amit Kalantri

“In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Sometimes, it is not the money in your bank account that solves your problem, but the wisdom in your head.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Before You Doubt Yourself: Pep Talks and other Crucial Discussions

“You do not need to be a millionaire to feel successful or be successful. Financial wealth is only one of many possible indicators of success. However, to achieve your dreams and life goals you’re going to need money. And making it requires financial planning and goalsetting. I do not know of any successful person who has been able to simply ignore their finances.”
― Nigel Cumberland, 100 Things Successful People Do: Little Exercises for Successful Living

“What are you without your government ID? What are you without your bank account? That's your true existential identity, that's what your life comes to amount.”
― Abhijit Naskar, The Divine Refugee