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“And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.”
― City of Fallen Angels
― City of Fallen Angels
“She winced and covered her ears as Eric,onstage, wrestled with his microphone.
"Sorry about that, guys!" he yelled. "All right. I'm Eric, and this is my homeboy Matt on the drums. My first poem is called 'Untitled.'" He screwed up his face as if in pain, and wailed into the mike. "Come my faux juggernaut, my nefarious loins! Slather every protuberance with arid zeal!"
Simon slid down in his seat. "Please don't tell anyone I know him."
Clary giggled. "Who uses the word 'loins'?"
"Eric," Simon said grimly. "All his poems have loins in them."
'Turgid is my torment!" Eric wailed. "Agony swells within!"
"You bet it does," Clary said.”
― City of Bones
"Sorry about that, guys!" he yelled. "All right. I'm Eric, and this is my homeboy Matt on the drums. My first poem is called 'Untitled.'" He screwed up his face as if in pain, and wailed into the mike. "Come my faux juggernaut, my nefarious loins! Slather every protuberance with arid zeal!"
Simon slid down in his seat. "Please don't tell anyone I know him."
Clary giggled. "Who uses the word 'loins'?"
"Eric," Simon said grimly. "All his poems have loins in them."
'Turgid is my torment!" Eric wailed. "Agony swells within!"
"You bet it does," Clary said.”
― City of Bones
“As long as everyone's wearing their own pants."
"I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.”
― City of Fallen Angels
"I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.”
― City of Fallen Angels
“If you are really one of us, it won't matter to you that you might fail. And if it does, you are a coward.”
― Divergent
― Divergent
“It was Eric's voice not Simon's, on the recorded message. “Ladies, ladies ” he said. Though it was the millionth time she’d heard the recording, Clary couldn't help rolling her eyes. “If you've reached this message that means our boy Simon is out partying. But please don’t fight among yourselves. There’s always enough Simon to go around.” There was a muffled yell, some laughter, and then the long sound of the beep.”
― City of Glass
― City of Glass
“Simon's band never actually produced any music. Mostly they sat around in Simon's living room, fighting about potential names and band logos. She sometimes wondered if any of them could actually play an instrument. 'What's on the table?'
'We're choosing between Sea Vegetable Conspiracy and Rock Solid Panda.'
Clary shook her head. 'Those are both terrible.'
'Eric suggested Lawn Chair Crisis.'
'Maybe Eric should stick to gaming.'
'But then we'd have to find a new drummer.'
'Oh, is that what Eric does?...”
― City of Bones
'We're choosing between Sea Vegetable Conspiracy and Rock Solid Panda.'
Clary shook her head. 'Those are both terrible.'
'Eric suggested Lawn Chair Crisis.'
'Maybe Eric should stick to gaming.'
'But then we'd have to find a new drummer.'
'Oh, is that what Eric does?...”
― City of Bones
“That better not be what I think it is," Joe mumbled in the dark.
It was. "It's not. Jeez, woman, someone's paranoid. It's my pocket light," he said, wincing. Ah, he was only human after all. It wasn't the first time she got him hard nor would it be the last time. The physical discomfort was a small price to pay to have her in his arms.
"Well, then your flashlight is growing. Jeez, Eric, put a leash on that thing before it stabs me!" she teased.
"But it likes you," he pouted.
She giggled. "I seem to remember a certain tenth grade math class where it liked standing up in front of the entire class."
He sucked in a breath. "Hey, that traumatized me!”
― Sudden Response
It was. "It's not. Jeez, woman, someone's paranoid. It's my pocket light," he said, wincing. Ah, he was only human after all. It wasn't the first time she got him hard nor would it be the last time. The physical discomfort was a small price to pay to have her in his arms.
"Well, then your flashlight is growing. Jeez, Eric, put a leash on that thing before it stabs me!" she teased.
"But it likes you," he pouted.
She giggled. "I seem to remember a certain tenth grade math class where it liked standing up in front of the entire class."
He sucked in a breath. "Hey, that traumatized me!”
― Sudden Response
“I watch her do the simplest things: brushing her hair into a ponytail, feeding the dog, tying Sophie's shoelaces, and I want to tell her what she means to me, but I never actually say the words. After all, to acknowledge Delia as a drug, I'd have to face the fact that one day I might have to go without her and this I can't do.”
― Vanishing Acts
― Vanishing Acts
“There have been times when I've wavered. When I thought maybe I wanted to be normal. But the thing is, what we do, it's in our blood. It's who we are. Normal wouldn't fit us, even if we wanted to wear it.”
― The Unbound
― The Unbound
“I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest that way. I sat back, squared my shoulders, and met her eyes, all confident-like.
"Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties.”
― Curse of Arachnaman
"Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties.”
― Curse of Arachnaman
“No matter how broken you think you are always remember that there’re worse stories than yours out there and it’s never too late to fix your problems.”
― Eric & Erica: Porkotyler Anniversary Edition
― Eric & Erica: Porkotyler Anniversary Edition
“Not every fairy tale story that begins with 'Once upon a time,' has a 'Happily ever after'....”
― Ariel's Demise
― Ariel's Demise
“It took place in the midnight in the University's Great Hall, in a welter of incense, candlesticks, runic inscriptions and magic circles, none of which was strictly necessary but which made the wizards feel better.”
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“Ariel: “Eric!”
Eric: “Do not sing me back to shore! Not until you are standing on two feet!”
― Ariel's Demise
Eric: “Do not sing me back to shore! Not until you are standing on two feet!”
― Ariel's Demise
“Selbst durch und durch böse und verdorbene Seelen waren intelligent genug, um früher oder später zu begreifen: Da ihnen Körper mit Nervenfasern fehlten, gab es abgesehen von Angewohnheit keinen Grund, unerträglichen Schmerz zu spüren.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Be careful who you follow and treat everyone who come to you as if the have an agenda towards you. Do not sleep or relax.”
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“Er entschied, noch einmal die Wahrheit zu sagen. Es war eine völlig neue Taktik für ihn, und vielleicht lohnte sie das eine oder andere Experiment.”
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“Das Problem ist: Es wird nie besser. Es bleibt alles beim alten, nur noch etwas mehr. Aber er hat auch so schon genug Sorgen.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Natürlich dauerte es eine Weile, bis alles kompliziert genug wurde, um Gaswolken, Galaxien, Planeten und Kontinente hervorzubringen, ganz zu schweigen von winzigen korkenzieherförmigen Dingen, die durch schleimige Pfützen krochen und überlegten, ob es sich lohnte, Flossen, Beine und andere Gliedmaßen zu entwickeln. Wie dem auch sei: Der gegenwärtige Vorgang führte zu einem unaufhaltsamen Trend.Tod brauchte sich jetzt nur noch zu gedulden, und an Geduld mangelte es ihm nicht. Früher oder später gab es lebende Geschöpfe, die nichts Besseres im Sinn hatten, als sich zu vermehren und im Sonnenschein zu lachen, schließlich müde und alt zu werden. Die Gestalt mit der Sense nahm Platz und wartete. Tod wäre zur Stelle, wenn man ihn brauchte.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Einige Leute« – der kleine Mann blickte skeptisch auf die vorbeiströmende Basismaterie – »installieren ein Dutzend Naturgesetze, nehmen dann das Geld und verschwinden. Eine Milliarde Jahre später leckt plötzlich der Himmel, und man bekommt kopfgroße schwarze Löcher. Und wenn sich die Benutzer mit einem Gebet beschweren, sitzt nur eine Sekretärin hinterm Tresen und meint, sie hätte keine Ahnung, wo der Boss ist.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Nun, wenn du siehst, wie etwas aus dem Meer kriecht und zu atmen versucht… Sag ihm, es sei die Mühe nicht wert.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Dies ist nicht Ankh. Das erkenne ich an Einzelheiten wie zum Beispiel den zitternden roten Schatten und Schreien in der Ferne." Rincewind seufzte. "In Ankh-Morpork erklingen die Schreie in der Nähe.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Astfgl hatte in der Hölle eine spezielle, hochprozentige Langeweile geschaffen. Eine solche Langeweile erhält man, wenn sie a) Geld kostet und wenn man sie b) ertragen muß, während man sich eigentlich vergnügen wollte.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Meistens herrschte die betäubende Stille von menschlichen Gehirnen, die sich allmählich in Schmelzkäse verwandelten.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Jetzt begriff Rincewind, warum die Langeweile einen so großen Reiz auf ihn ausübte. Mit ihr ging die Überzeugung einher, daß woanders aufregende und gefährliche Dinge geschahen, die einen zum Glück nicht betrafen.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Es gefiel ihm nicht, daß ER zurück und auch noch zornig war. Wenn irgend etwas, das Großbuchstaben verdiente, in Rincewinds Nähe wütend wurde, so bezog sich die Wut meistens auf ihn.”
― Eric
― Eric
“Es gab einige Dinge, die selbst hier zu Einigkeit führten: keine weiteren Grundsatzerklärungen, keine konsultativen Dokumente, keine Mitteilungen an die Belegschaft, um die Moral zu verbessern. Dies war die Hölle, na schön, aber alles hatte seine Grenzen.”
― Eric
― Eric
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