Jerking Off Quotes

“When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off.”
― Paul Russell, The Coming Storm

“He is clueless how to fuck anything. Not even just a woman. Anything. A Fleshlight. I bet he can't masturbate without giving himself carpal tunnel and rope burn.”
― Valentine Glass, Jarring Sex

“Describing my sexual history and scope of experience; am surrendering; in conclusion an epic failure

'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...”
― Robert Wesley Miller