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“You certainly do heal fast. But you'll still have some impressive bruises, so if I were you I'd avoid your father for the rest of the night."
"I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table.
"And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back.”
― Starcrossed
"I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table.
"And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back.”
― Starcrossed
“The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out the door, and find a cliff to fling myself off of.”
― Dearly, Departed
― Dearly, Departed
“=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
=> Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
=> It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.”
― Twilight
=> Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
=> It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.”
― Twilight
“I have to console myself with the hope that I'd seen Isabeau soften, even hesitate, as if she might actually have taken my arm. It was suddenly very easy to picture her in a gown with petticoats and ringlets in her hair and diamonds at her throat. It was just as easy to picture Magda with horns and pitchfork." - Logan, page 95”
― Blood Feud
― Blood Feud
“He smiled and scrawled something at the bottom of the answer sheet. The solution now read:
Find X if (X)=2sin3X, over the domain -2πX= Beth
Stop goofing around! I said.
I'm not I'm stating a truth your my solution to everything. Xavier replied. The end result is always you. X always equals Beth.”
― Halo
Find X if (X)=2sin3X, over the domain -2πX= Beth
Stop goofing around! I said.
I'm not I'm stating a truth your my solution to everything. Xavier replied. The end result is always you. X always equals Beth.”
― Halo
“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.”
― Ushers, Inc.
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.”
― Ushers, Inc.
“Jesse, we can’t do this.”
“Sure we can, honey. It’s the perfect night for it. You’re a woman, I’m a
man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it’s referred to as romance.”
― Predatory Game
“Sure we can, honey. It’s the perfect night for it. You’re a woman, I’m a
man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it’s referred to as romance.”
― Predatory Game
“I think sometimes the stars align whether we want them to or not. And we're drawn to certain people and places for no other reason than...Destiny.”
― Non Friction
― Non Friction
“I’ve never heard a girl say a diamond was too big.”
“I just think when they get too big they look fake.”
He leans down. “I say the same thing about breasts.”
― Loving You
“I just think when they get too big they look fake.”
He leans down. “I say the same thing about breasts.”
― Loving You
“You thought I didn’t notice the way you two looked at each other? I may be old but I’m not blind. I remember that
feeling. The spark, the electricity... ”
I had to interject before I got the unabridged version of Anjali Does Mumbai.”
― Busted in Bollywood
feeling. The spark, the electricity... ”
I had to interject before I got the unabridged version of Anjali Does Mumbai.”
― Busted in Bollywood
“Trust me, my parents have about as much impulse control as I do. If they didn't like you, you'd know. Hell, you'd have been sitting in the car until I finished eating.”
― On Caristo's Watch
― On Caristo's Watch
“I can't help it, I run up to him and put my arms around him. Shocked he pulls away, just a little because my arms are still around him and he lifts my head to look at him and kisses me. "And you've been trying to act like you aren't interested." he says while smiling that smile that makes butterflies suddenly appear in multitudes in my stomach.”
― Visions
― Visions
“All pomp and show.” Anjali’s glare at the house would’ve exploded bricks if she’d had superhuman powers. “A fat cow needs a big barn.”
― Busted in Bollywood
― Busted in Bollywood
“Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.
Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhill
from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting to
detonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, and
suddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.”
― Busted in Bollywood
Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhill
from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting to
detonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, and
suddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.”
― Busted in Bollywood
“Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?"
Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh.
"Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?"
"Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world.”
― Visions
Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh.
"Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?"
"Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world.”
― Visions
“I’m not going anywhere with you and your Mr. Darcy accent.”. . .“Wow, I’ve hit a nerve. Mr. Darcy, huh?” he chimed. “So the hopeless romantic bit is accurate.”
― The Paris Soulmate
― The Paris Soulmate
“a damn roach…[that] scuttled around just like Nate; reappearing, existing forever, never dying. Like Twinkies. So bad, yet deeply desired.”
― Sushi and Sea Lions
― Sushi and Sea Lions
“I still believe there are good people left in the world, and some of those good people happen to have penises.”
― Amazon in Exile
― Amazon in Exile
“You have to learn how to tell when a girl's leading you on. How have you ever survived this long? Or do I perceive that you don't have a girlfriend at the minute?”
― 20 Short Ones: 20 Tales of Hope
― 20 Short Ones: 20 Tales of Hope
“Most people would be excited if I asked them out.
I’m not most people, so ask one of them out.
Leslie McClunis to Trevor Hampton”
― Wildcat
I’m not most people, so ask one of them out.
Leslie McClunis to Trevor Hampton”
― Wildcat
“He’s my soul mate, I can feel it,” Chloe says. She stands at the end of the dock and stares at the massive yacht, her eyes all sparkly and excited.
“Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.”
― Chasing Romeo
“Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.”
― Chasing Romeo
“Great. Just flipping fantastic. He’s like a warm English fire after being caught in the rain, and I’m like a hillbilly tractor stuck in the mud.”
― The Paris Soulmate
― The Paris Soulmate
“I was doing perfectly fine. I’m perfectly fine. I will make it to Paris on my own, unchaperoned and without assistance.”
“Well, you will need the pilot and the plane. Probably the crew as well,” he said nonchalantly.”
― The Paris Soulmate
“Well, you will need the pilot and the plane. Probably the crew as well,” he said nonchalantly.”
― The Paris Soulmate
“Is this 12B? This is going to be fun!” The British accent cut through the air like a wire cutter through clay. It sliced into me and my peaceful serenity that I had created.
“No, no, no, no,” I said, a little too emphatically.
“No, this isn’t 12B or no, this isn't going to be fun?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!”
― The Paris Soulmate
“No, no, no, no,” I said, a little too emphatically.
“No, this isn’t 12B or no, this isn't going to be fun?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!”
― The Paris Soulmate
“There was also a handsome water-color portrait of the balaclava Buster, the work of a lady botany professor who had hoped to reach her colleague's heart through his rutabaga. Cross-pollination had not been successful. The lady married somebody else and shandy continued his comfortable bachelor's life”
― Rest You Merry
― Rest You Merry
“Never is a very long time.
Not long enough when it comes to Liam Maguire.”
― The Attraction Distraction
Not long enough when it comes to Liam Maguire.”
― The Attraction Distraction
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