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Reaper's Gale (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #7)
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You know, we spend our lives in ordinary mundane affairs. We behave in a mundane way, we dress in a mundane way. We walk to the office, we work in the office, we come home on the train, we say hello to our family and then we die.
And then Erikson comes in and reminds us that we have another whole world of passion, of love, of frustration, of sorrow, of tragedy, of desire. You know, the entire range of human emotions available – through a book.
It is a remarkable window, this book. It provides a good time, or an adventure, or an escape.
Or even an excuse for us to be heroes, or a part-time villains (because, let’s be frank, nobody wants to end up a villain forever after).
It provides an access to someone else’s train of thoughts and within it a whole new point of view, of this imaginary world, or perhaps, even the real world that surrounds us.
Reapers Gale is a seventh book in The Malazan Book of the Fallen series and twenty first on my chronological reading order which includes both Steven Erikson’s and Ian C. Esslemont’s work.
The story in it follows one year after the events from previous two books, Midnight Tides and Bonehunters.
We’re back on the continent of Lether where we finally witness convergence of the characters and collision of their respective worlds, philosophies, powers, swords and – cussers.
Oh yes. Malazans are here.
Empire of Lether is conquered by Tiste Edur. On the throne sits Emperor of Thousand Deaths – Rhulad, surrounded by Lether bureaucrats, which successfully isolated him from his fellow tribesmen, leaving him all alone with the whispers of previous betrayals, doubts and regrets.
Two opposing people now found themselves united, exploiting fallacies of each other’s systems of power and hierarchical structures: Edur got the crown – but does the crown wield real power?
“The winners never won, because the losers refused to lose. An insane war.”
Tiste Edur struck, then Kingdom of Lether, pre-emptively, in response to the threat of losing their land and resources. A sort of economic war that, through fighting to avoid cultural assimilation and end of their independence, quite paradoxically grew into conquest of their own.
But, within a year of their occupation of Lether people, they have realized that a far more subtle conquest had taken place – conquest of which they were the losers.
“They are here. On this shore. The Malazans are on our shore. And they burned their ships.”
Finally, on the distant, never before explored continent, Malazan professional soldiers get to do what they were made for. Away with the columns, away with the marches, belay with the orders of the high command and their chess wars. Now it’s the time for Guerilla warfare. And Malazans are bloody and vicious in it.
After seemingly losing their purpose, cursed in endless following bloody footsteps in the shadows of their predecessors, never to fulfill their expectations, Bonehunters are lost.
There are big shoes to fill: Dassem Ultor, first sword of Empire. The legendary Bridbeburners. Worshiped Coltain’s 7th army. Each name heavy with legends of their deeds, justified with their purpose.
Bonehunters were hurt. They are taking everything away from them. First battle. First win. Their own people doubted in legitimacy of their actions, they even tried to take the truth from them.
Well, Adjunct Tavore of the house Paran, will have none of that.
“Compassion is never enough. Nor is the hunger for vengeance.
But, for now, for what awaits us, perhaps they will do.
We are the Bonehunters, and sail to another name. Beyond Aren, beyond Raraku and beyond Y’Ghatan, we now cross the world to find the first name that will be truly our own. Shared by none other.
We sail to give answer.”
While we wait for inevitable clash between the Empires, others are questing.
Tiste Edur Fear Sengar and albino Tiste Andii Silchas Ruin are on a quest of finding the soul of Edur’s deity Scara Bandaris, Scabandari Bloodeye, but each with their own purpose. One to ask his God to help his hostage brother, the other, seemingly on quest for vengeance against that God, because in distant past, he was betrayed and stabbed in back by him.
Other quest involves another Tiste Edur, Trull Sengar, a T’lan Imass Onrack T’emlava and a wizard Ben Adaephon Delat, who are send to find ‘the borders of a dreamworld.’
Of course, as with every other of his books, we are introduced with a complete new cast of characters, tribes and nations.
This time those are united tribes of Awl that rebel against oppressing Letheri Empire, led by Redmask, a mortal sword of K’Chain Che’Malle. Which, of course, means that at his side he has two beautiful beasts, K’El hunters Sag’Churok and Gunth Mach.
And combined, they are as vicious and deadly as they are beautiful.
And, of course, Karsa’s there. Glorious in his character's mediocrity.
I know that there are a lot of fans of this character. To me, however, he brings this sense of boredom and predictability, something that I'm not used reading in these books.
But, I have complained about him and explained my reasons why I feel like that in depth in reviews for previous books, so I'm not going to do that again.
I guess that, after seven books in the series you highly enjoy reading, it's not that strange finding yourself at a loss of superlatives. Mainly because you don't want to sound repetitive. Saying again and again, how this is, in your honest opinion, the best high fantasy series - ever.
So, instead of repeating what's already established and exploring that in depth yet again, I mainly want to focus on problems and acknowledge that they exist in this book.
It takes a while for this book to start, sort to say. Although we begin with known characters, and while we are getting familiar with new setting and the surroundings, first time we actually feel like at home, is when Bonehunters enter the fray.
And the reason behind that, in my opinion, is because of what they bring.
Change of pacing, which until that point felt slow and repetitive, substantially gets better because of the structural narrative of how they were portrayed in this book.
Bonehunters, as a unit, are spread out all around the empire in minor units consisting of 15 soldiers.
Many of which get their own point of view.
And this, besides making pacing better, works on other levels as well, like getting familiar with the soldiers, which means that departure with them will be harder.
And I'll stop there.
Sheltatha Lore, Sukul Ankhadu, Menandore rift.
(Going from three-dimensionality of a character to only one):
This is a problem that partially will have people who've read Kharkanas prequels.
Those of you who have read Kharkanas prequels already met these three sisters/cousins and explored some of those characters in depth, as well as members of their families.
Especially Sukul Ankhadu, who has a prominent role in those books, a character who is highly likable, and also, why not, both understandable and relatable.
So, it's much explored in depth characters that, in this book, you couldn't have possibly feel that.
Actually, if you remember what I have said here about Sukul Ankhadu while reading the book, you would probably think me mad.
That's because, sadly, she and her sisters/cousins are nothing but words on a paper. There's no depth whatsoever about these characters.
(But they veer into dragons and provide great battle sequences, so I guess, some of you are here for that...)
After Deadhouse Gates and Memories of Ice, this is probably the toughest to get through emotionally.
Those of you who have read these two books I have mentioned, probably know that Deadhouse Gates is tough to go through mostly because of the themes that exploits, while Memories of Ice, on the other hand, is excruciatingly hard because of the characters and your emotional investment in them.
Reapers Gale combines both of that, just in a slightly lesser quantity.
In conclusion: brace yourselves. Each for different reasons.
Not an impeccable book, but highly enjoyable.
3.83/5
Kharkanas Trilogy
Forge of Darkness
Fall of Light
Path to Ascendancy series
Dancer's Lament
Deadhouse Landing
Malazan Empire series
Night Of Knives
Return of the Crimson Guard
Malazan Book of the Fallen series
Gardens of the Moon
Deadhouse Gates
Memories of Ice
Midnight Tides
House of Chains
The Bonehunters
Ultimate Malazan Chronological Reading Order
by
"Never mind the truth. The past is what I say it is.
That is the freedom of teaching the ignorant."
You know, we spend our lives in ordinary mundane affairs. We behave in a mundane way, we dress in a mundane way. We walk to the office, we work in the office, we come home on the train, we say hello to our family and then we die.
And then Erikson comes in and reminds us that we have another whole world of passion, of love, of frustration, of sorrow, of tragedy, of desire. You know, the entire range of human emotions available – through a book.
It is a remarkable window, this book. It provides a good time, or an adventure, or an escape.
Or even an excuse for us to be heroes, or a part-time villains (because, let’s be frank, nobody wants to end up a villain forever after).
It provides an access to someone else’s train of thoughts and within it a whole new point of view, of this imaginary world, or perhaps, even the real world that surrounds us.
Reapers Gale is a seventh book in The Malazan Book of the Fallen series and twenty first on my chronological reading order which includes both Steven Erikson’s and Ian C. Esslemont’s work.
The story in it follows one year after the events from previous two books, Midnight Tides and Bonehunters.
We’re back on the continent of Lether where we finally witness convergence of the characters and collision of their respective worlds, philosophies, powers, swords and – cussers.
Oh yes. Malazans are here.
Empire of Lether is conquered by Tiste Edur. On the throne sits Emperor of Thousand Deaths – Rhulad, surrounded by Lether bureaucrats, which successfully isolated him from his fellow tribesmen, leaving him all alone with the whispers of previous betrayals, doubts and regrets.
Two opposing people now found themselves united, exploiting fallacies of each other’s systems of power and hierarchical structures: Edur got the crown – but does the crown wield real power?
“The winners never won, because the losers refused to lose. An insane war.”
Tiste Edur struck, then Kingdom of Lether, pre-emptively, in response to the threat of losing their land and resources. A sort of economic war that, through fighting to avoid cultural assimilation and end of their independence, quite paradoxically grew into conquest of their own.
But, within a year of their occupation of Lether people, they have realized that a far more subtle conquest had taken place – conquest of which they were the losers.
“They are here. On this shore. The Malazans are on our shore. And they burned their ships.”
Finally, on the distant, never before explored continent, Malazan professional soldiers get to do what they were made for. Away with the columns, away with the marches, belay with the orders of the high command and their chess wars. Now it’s the time for Guerilla warfare. And Malazans are bloody and vicious in it.
After seemingly losing their purpose, cursed in endless following bloody footsteps in the shadows of their predecessors, never to fulfill their expectations, Bonehunters are lost.
There are big shoes to fill: Dassem Ultor, first sword of Empire. The legendary Bridbeburners. Worshiped Coltain’s 7th army. Each name heavy with legends of their deeds, justified with their purpose.
Bonehunters were hurt. They are taking everything away from them. First battle. First win. Their own people doubted in legitimacy of their actions, they even tried to take the truth from them.
Well, Adjunct Tavore of the house Paran, will have none of that.
“Compassion is never enough. Nor is the hunger for vengeance.
But, for now, for what awaits us, perhaps they will do.
We are the Bonehunters, and sail to another name. Beyond Aren, beyond Raraku and beyond Y’Ghatan, we now cross the world to find the first name that will be truly our own. Shared by none other.
We sail to give answer.”
While we wait for inevitable clash between the Empires, others are questing.
Tiste Edur Fear Sengar and albino Tiste Andii Silchas Ruin are on a quest of finding the soul of Edur’s deity Scara Bandaris, Scabandari Bloodeye, but each with their own purpose. One to ask his God to help his hostage brother, the other, seemingly on quest for vengeance against that God, because in distant past, he was betrayed and stabbed in back by him.
Other quest involves another Tiste Edur, Trull Sengar, a T’lan Imass Onrack T’emlava and a wizard Ben Adaephon Delat, who are send to find ‘the borders of a dreamworld.’
Of course, as with every other of his books, we are introduced with a complete new cast of characters, tribes and nations.
This time those are united tribes of Awl that rebel against oppressing Letheri Empire, led by Redmask, a mortal sword of K’Chain Che’Malle. Which, of course, means that at his side he has two beautiful beasts, K’El hunters Sag’Churok and Gunth Mach.
And combined, they are as vicious and deadly as they are beautiful.
And, of course, Karsa’s there. Glorious in his character's mediocrity.
I know that there are a lot of fans of this character. To me, however, he brings this sense of boredom and predictability, something that I'm not used reading in these books.
But, I have complained about him and explained my reasons why I feel like that in depth in reviews for previous books, so I'm not going to do that again.
I guess that, after seven books in the series you highly enjoy reading, it's not that strange finding yourself at a loss of superlatives. Mainly because you don't want to sound repetitive. Saying again and again, how this is, in your honest opinion, the best high fantasy series - ever.
So, instead of repeating what's already established and exploring that in depth yet again, I mainly want to focus on problems and acknowledge that they exist in this book.
It takes a while for this book to start, sort to say. Although we begin with known characters, and while we are getting familiar with new setting and the surroundings, first time we actually feel like at home, is when Bonehunters enter the fray.
And the reason behind that, in my opinion, is because of what they bring.
Change of pacing, which until that point felt slow and repetitive, substantially gets better because of the structural narrative of how they were portrayed in this book.
Bonehunters, as a unit, are spread out all around the empire in minor units consisting of 15 soldiers.
Many of which get their own point of view.
And this, besides making pacing better, works on other levels as well, like getting familiar with the soldiers, which means that departure with them will be harder.
And I'll stop there.
Sheltatha Lore, Sukul Ankhadu, Menandore rift.
(Going from three-dimensionality of a character to only one):
This is a problem that partially will have people who've read Kharkanas prequels.
Those of you who have read Kharkanas prequels already met these three sisters/cousins and explored some of those characters in depth, as well as members of their families.
Especially Sukul Ankhadu, who has a prominent role in those books, a character who is highly likable, and also, why not, both understandable and relatable.
So, it's much explored in depth characters that, in this book, you couldn't have possibly feel that.
Actually, if you remember what I have said here about Sukul Ankhadu while reading the book, you would probably think me mad.
That's because, sadly, she and her sisters/cousins are nothing but words on a paper. There's no depth whatsoever about these characters.
(But they veer into dragons and provide great battle sequences, so I guess, some of you are here for that...)
After Deadhouse Gates and Memories of Ice, this is probably the toughest to get through emotionally.
Those of you who have read these two books I have mentioned, probably know that Deadhouse Gates is tough to go through mostly because of the themes that exploits, while Memories of Ice, on the other hand, is excruciatingly hard because of the characters and your emotional investment in them.
Reapers Gale combines both of that, just in a slightly lesser quantity.
In conclusion: brace yourselves. Each for different reasons.
Not an impeccable book, but highly enjoyable.
3.83/5
Kharkanas Trilogy
Forge of Darkness
Fall of Light
Path to Ascendancy series
Dancer's Lament
Deadhouse Landing
Malazan Empire series
Night Of Knives
Return of the Crimson Guard
Malazan Book of the Fallen series
Gardens of the Moon
Deadhouse Gates
Memories of Ice
Midnight Tides
House of Chains
The Bonehunters
Ultimate Malazan Chronological Reading Order
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Reading Progress
February 6, 2018
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February 6, 2018
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February 6, 2018
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1.0%
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‘You should choose a better god to worship, Ventrala. Tortured spirits like company, even a god’s.
Then again, perhaps it is the likes of you who have in turn shaped the Crippled God.
Perhaps, without his broken, malformed worshipers, he would have healed long ago.'
Silchas Ruin. In my opinion, most interesting one of the three Purake brothers."
Then again, perhaps it is the likes of you who have in turn shaped the Crippled God.
Perhaps, without his broken, malformed worshipers, he would have healed long ago.'
Silchas Ruin. In my opinion, most interesting one of the three Purake brothers."
February 6, 2018
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5.0%
""He had once believed that all of existence was under the benign control of caring omnipotence. And crickets exists to sing us to sleep.
So what do I now believe?
He would not permit himself a melodramatic laugh in answer to that question. What was the point?
There was no-one nearby to hear it.
Yes, I am cursed to live with my own company.
It's a private curse.
The best kind."
World needs more Gothos."
So what do I now believe?
He would not permit himself a melodramatic laugh in answer to that question. What was the point?
There was no-one nearby to hear it.
Yes, I am cursed to live with my own company.
It's a private curse.
The best kind."
World needs more Gothos."
February 7, 2018
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15.0%
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Redmask with his guardians: (photogenic mister on the left) Sag'Churok and (shy lady on the far right) Gunth Mach.
"Each time after slaying the beast, Sag'Churok would yield the carcass to Gunth Mach, until she'd eaten her fill."
Relationship goals right there."
Redmask with his guardians: (photogenic mister on the left) Sag'Churok and (shy lady on the far right) Gunth Mach.
"Each time after slaying the beast, Sag'Churok would yield the carcass to Gunth Mach, until she'd eaten her fill."
Relationship goals right there."
February 8, 2018
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20.0%
"‘You two are worse than advocates.' H said,
'And you don’t want to know what I do with the souls of advocates.’
M frowned. ‘S, what are advocates?’
‘A profession devoted to the subversion of laws for profit,’ he replied,
‘When I was [...], I considered butchering them all.’
‘So why didn’t you?’
‘The [...] Advocate said it’d be a terrible mistake.’"
'And you don’t want to know what I do with the souls of advocates.’
M frowned. ‘S, what are advocates?’
‘A profession devoted to the subversion of laws for profit,’ he replied,
‘When I was [...], I considered butchering them all.’
‘So why didn’t you?’
‘The [...] Advocate said it’d be a terrible mistake.’"
February 10, 2018
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30.0%
"'What do you mean when you say “Togg’s teats”?’
‘Togg’s a god.’
‘Not a goddess?’
‘No.’
‘Then its teats are—’
‘Useless. Precisely.’
‘What of the others? “Hood’s Breath”?’
‘Hood is the Lord of Death.’
‘Thus . . . no breath.’
‘Correct.’
‘Beru’s mercy?’
‘She has no mercy.’
‘Mowri fend?’
‘The Lady of the Poor fends off nothing.’
‘Your people have a strange relationship with your gods.’"
‘Togg’s a god.’
‘Not a goddess?’
‘No.’
‘Then its teats are—’
‘Useless. Precisely.’
‘What of the others? “Hood’s Breath”?’
‘Hood is the Lord of Death.’
‘Thus . . . no breath.’
‘Correct.’
‘Beru’s mercy?’
‘She has no mercy.’
‘Mowri fend?’
‘The Lady of the Poor fends off nothing.’
‘Your people have a strange relationship with your gods.’"
February 11, 2018
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50.0%
"
"There have been armies. Burdened with names, the legacy of meetings, of battles, of betrayals.
The history behind the name is each army's secret language. One that no-one else can understand, much less share.
Dassem Ultor, Bridgeburners, Coltain's 7th.
We are Bonehunters.
We shall be our own witness, and that will be enough.""
"There have been armies. Burdened with names, the legacy of meetings, of battles, of betrayals.
The history behind the name is each army's secret language. One that no-one else can understand, much less share.
Dassem Ultor, Bridgeburners, Coltain's 7th.
We are Bonehunters.
We shall be our own witness, and that will be enough.""
February 12, 2018
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70.0%
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"The ravaged face revealed its truth in a cascade of details, from the seamed scars of past failures to which, by virtue of his having survived them, he was indifferent, to whatever lesson they might hold."
Rhulad. Hostage within his own body. Within his own mind.
Unable to see he was not alone."
"The ravaged face revealed its truth in a cascade of details, from the seamed scars of past failures to which, by virtue of his having survived them, he was indifferent, to whatever lesson they might hold."
Rhulad. Hostage within his own body. Within his own mind.
Unable to see he was not alone."
February 14, 2018
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Finished Reading
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Samir wrote: "Great review, as usual. :-) "Brace yourself", fitting advice indeed."
Thank you, dear sir. :D Best one I can give, to be honest.
Thank you, dear sir. :D Best one I can give, to be honest.
Wonderful review, Mr. Malazan 😉 Aww, so great to see the characters I root for in Malazan make an appearance there, can't wait! Or probably...not, another heart-breaking, soul-devastating read !
Orient wrote: "Wonderful review, Mr. Malazan 😉 Aww, so great to see the characters I root for in Malazan make an appearance there, can't wait! Or probably...not, another heart-breaking, soul-devastating read !"
Thank you, dearest Orinta! :D Yeah, it's finally a convergence of many worlds here, so there's plenty of characters you root for. And so many surprises and awesome moments awaits you. Don't mind my gloom mood, this is an awesome book. Beak, precious, stupid Beak... :D
Thank you, dearest Orinta! :D Yeah, it's finally a convergence of many worlds here, so there's plenty of characters you root for. And so many surprises and awesome moments awaits you. Don't mind my gloom mood, this is an awesome book. Beak, precious, stupid Beak... :D
ijeoma Agbaje wrote: "5 stars!!!! colour me intrigued."
Have I f*ed something up? Does it show 5? I rated it 4, but updated it couple of minutes ago when I fixed some spelling. :/
Anyhow, it's actually four. (Just one book on my list has 5 stars :D) Still, a magnificent read.
Have I f*ed something up? Does it show 5? I rated it 4, but updated it couple of minutes ago when I fixed some spelling. :/
Anyhow, it's actually four. (Just one book on my list has 5 stars :D) Still, a magnificent read.
That'll be a book I'll eagerly wait for reading, then 😉Are you ok to continue with the series? Thus book really got to you! Wow, 24 h to write a review 😱 Beak, you fave character in this? I remember your mysterious words about him in one of our chats.
Orient wrote: "That'll be a book I'll eagerly wait for reading, then 😉Are you ok to continue with the series? Thus book really got to you! Wow, 24 h to write a review 😱 Beak, you fave character in this? I remembe..."
It's amazing read. And given your thoughts on Rhulad (check your review if you have a fuzzy memory :P:D), I think you'll enjoy this one, and can't wait to chat with you about it. :D
Am I OK to continue? Honestly, no. I haven't started Stonewielder, and I probably won't until the weekend. I'm still getting back to this one, thinking of adding some more details... but as soon as I start.... :( (Godamn it man, get a grip! :D)
Beak as my favourite character? Yeah, among others. Sengar brothers <3 Bedict brothers <3
So many great moments. :D
But now that I think of, yeah, Beak. His inner thoughts - precious. :D
It's amazing read. And given your thoughts on Rhulad (check your review if you have a fuzzy memory :P:D), I think you'll enjoy this one, and can't wait to chat with you about it. :D
Am I OK to continue? Honestly, no. I haven't started Stonewielder, and I probably won't until the weekend. I'm still getting back to this one, thinking of adding some more details... but as soon as I start.... :( (Godamn it man, get a grip! :D)
Beak as my favourite character? Yeah, among others. Sengar brothers <3 Bedict brothers <3
So many great moments. :D
But now that I think of, yeah, Beak. His inner thoughts - precious. :D
Stefan Bach wrote: "ijeoma Agbaje wrote: "5 stars!!!! colour me intrigued."
Have I f*ed something up? Does it show 5? I rated it 4, but updated it couple of minutes ago when I fixed some spelling. :/
Anyhow, it's act..."
i had to go re-check. it was on 5 stars before
Have I f*ed something up? Does it show 5? I rated it 4, but updated it couple of minutes ago when I fixed some spelling. :/
Anyhow, it's act..."
i had to go re-check. it was on 5 stars before
omigosh i just read what you said about it leaving you emotionally wrecked!!! tell me i'll be okay when i finally get to this book.
ijeoma Agbaje wrote: "omigosh i just read what you said about it leaving you emotionally wrecked!!! tell me i'll be okay when i finally get to this book.
i had to go re-check. it was on 5 stars before"
Must have screwed something up. :/ Anyhow, it's four, solid four stars and a great read. :D
Yes, it's Deadhouse Gates and Memories of Ice feeling combined. You know, Deadhouse Gates because of the theme and Memories of Ice because of characters.
But, in a way, not as powerful, luckily. But, this is all normal, there's three more books until the end, so this is expected, right? :D
i had to go re-check. it was on 5 stars before"
Must have screwed something up. :/ Anyhow, it's four, solid four stars and a great read. :D
Yes, it's Deadhouse Gates and Memories of Ice feeling combined. You know, Deadhouse Gates because of the theme and Memories of Ice because of characters.
But, in a way, not as powerful, luckily. But, this is all normal, there's three more books until the end, so this is expected, right? :D
Stefan Bach wrote: "
It's amazing read. And given your thoughts on Rhulad (check your review if you have a fuzzy memory :P:D), I think you'll enjoy this one, and can't wait to chat with you about it. :D
Am I OK to continue? Honestly, no. I haven't started Stonewielder, and I probably won't until the weekend. I'm still getting back to this one, thinking of adding some more details... but as soon as I start.... :( (Godamn it man, get a grip! :D)
Beak as my favourite character? Yeah, among others. Sengar brothers <3 Bedict brothers <3
So many great moments. :D
But now that I think of, yeah, Beak. His inner thoughts - precious. :D "
Oh, Rhulad, a nice a bit annoying, but worth every penny 😆 Yes, it sounds like a great read, can't wait to pester you for it when I read RG at last.
Aww, take your time, it would be a pity if your battery ran down. I remember how I couldn't recover from Malazan reads, ugh. And so many great books are waiting to be read.... 😉
Can't wait to meet Beak, hope he doesn't snap !
It's amazing read. And given your thoughts on Rhulad (check your review if you have a fuzzy memory :P:D), I think you'll enjoy this one, and can't wait to chat with you about it. :D
Am I OK to continue? Honestly, no. I haven't started Stonewielder, and I probably won't until the weekend. I'm still getting back to this one, thinking of adding some more details... but as soon as I start.... :( (Godamn it man, get a grip! :D)
Beak as my favourite character? Yeah, among others. Sengar brothers <3 Bedict brothers <3
So many great moments. :D
But now that I think of, yeah, Beak. His inner thoughts - precious. :D "
Oh, Rhulad, a nice a bit annoying, but worth every penny 😆 Yes, it sounds like a great read, can't wait to pester you for it when I read RG at last.
Aww, take your time, it would be a pity if your battery ran down. I remember how I couldn't recover from Malazan reads, ugh. And so many great books are waiting to be read.... 😉
Can't wait to meet Beak, hope he doesn't snap !
Orient wrote: "Stefan Bach wrote: "
It's amazing read. And given your thoughts on Rhulad (check your review if you have a fuzzy memory :P:D), I think you'll enjoy this one, and can't wait to chat with you about ..."
Ha, and I'll enjoy every second of you pestering me about Malazan, of course. :D:D
But yeah, I need to recharge them a day or two. It's usually that many days, and I'm like new, ready and eager to devour more. :D I sound like a carnivore. :D:D
Hahaha, he won't. But believe me, when you get to this book you won't be missing Bridgeburners no more, trust me. :D
It's amazing read. And given your thoughts on Rhulad (check your review if you have a fuzzy memory :P:D), I think you'll enjoy this one, and can't wait to chat with you about ..."
Ha, and I'll enjoy every second of you pestering me about Malazan, of course. :D:D
But yeah, I need to recharge them a day or two. It's usually that many days, and I'm like new, ready and eager to devour more. :D I sound like a carnivore. :D:D
Hahaha, he won't. But believe me, when you get to this book you won't be missing Bridgeburners no more, trust me. :D
Dragon Stefan? 🐉😆 Wow, a couple days to recharge after a hard read! Lol, I need a month 😱
Oh, that's an intrigue, love it!
Oh, that's an intrigue, love it!
Orient wrote: "Dragon Stefan? 🐉😆 Wow, a couple days to recharge after a hard read! Lol, I need a month 😱
Oh, that's an intrigue, love it!"
Hmm, more like a drunk or early in the morning woken up hyena?
I usually don't need any, because I'm a heartless bastard, y'know. :D:D So, the way I look at it, the more you need, the better person you are, buahaha. :D :D
I'm telling you, you'll love them. When Memories of Ice finished I thought I was done. But, damn, Bonehunters (and so many other characters) are great. Collectively and individually. :D
Oh, that's an intrigue, love it!"
Hmm, more like a drunk or early in the morning woken up hyena?
I usually don't need any, because I'm a heartless bastard, y'know. :D:D So, the way I look at it, the more you need, the better person you are, buahaha. :D :D
I'm telling you, you'll love them. When Memories of Ice finished I thought I was done. But, damn, Bonehunters (and so many other characters) are great. Collectively and individually. :D
Ahahaha, what a choice, why? 😆
Lol, probably the other way, I am too spoiled and not much experienced. But you! You are the hard-core reader, you probably eat nails for breakfast? 😱
Tell me about the course you had to become heartless! I wanna give up the life of a sissy who becomes a broken dolly!!!!
Lol, probably the other way, I am too spoiled and not much experienced. But you! You are the hard-core reader, you probably eat nails for breakfast? 😱
Tell me about the course you had to become heartless! I wanna give up the life of a sissy who becomes a broken dolly!!!!
But why not, they're awesome. Also, assholes, but you know... :D I don't drink alcohol, but in the morning I definitely have that face there. And I laugh constantly... there's just too many similarities. :D :D Hyena is my spiritual animal. :D
Well, you know that yourself I'm sure. It depends, sometime it feels like I'm on a roll and sometime I just don't have strength to read. :D Also, I see you devouring books, so don't give me that modesty. You're awesome yourself.
Hahahaha, yeah, heartless my ass, you see how much I'm whining about this book. :D
But in all honesty? There's no secret for that. :/ We'll have to persevere and cry ugly when frickin' books demolish us. :D
Well, you know that yourself I'm sure. It depends, sometime it feels like I'm on a roll and sometime I just don't have strength to read. :D Also, I see you devouring books, so don't give me that modesty. You're awesome yourself.
Hahahaha, yeah, heartless my ass, you see how much I'm whining about this book. :D
But in all honesty? There's no secret for that. :/ We'll have to persevere and cry ugly when frickin' books demolish us. :D
Ok, settled then. How did you like Lion King hyenas? 😉
Please pick from the hyena catalog 😆
That's great about no alcohol, but it doesn't cover the mystery of your hyena face in the morning!
Lol, lets roll together 😂
Damn it, I had hope to mature at last and you shattered it! I'll just have to live with myself like that forever 😆 Do you know how freaking annoying I am 😂
Please pick from the hyena catalog 😆
That's great about no alcohol, but it doesn't cover the mystery of your hyena face in the morning!
Lol, lets roll together 😂
Damn it, I had hope to mature at last and you shattered it! I'll just have to live with myself like that forever 😆 Do you know how freaking annoying I am 😂
Poor representation of our majesty, me thinks. :D But, you know, that's Disney, so... didn't expect much from that company... :D
Hmm, Basil or Dali... Although Raven has my ears. :D :D Where is this from? LK?
No, I suppose not. Well, you know, there are two kinds of morning people:
:D:D
Do you know how annoying I am? :D:D I even have a saying: "It's easy for other people. but I'm forced to live with myself 24/7." :D:D
Hmm, Basil or Dali... Although Raven has my ears. :D :D Where is this from? LK?
No, I suppose not. Well, you know, there are two kinds of morning people:
:D:D
Do you know how annoying I am? :D:D I even have a saying: "It's easy for other people. but I'm forced to live with myself 24/7." :D:D
Sure, Disney likes to make villains sweet! And we are like: aww, what a cute hyena, lets pet it! 😆
Yes, it's a little project of LK fan 😉 Ahahaha, you know, I thought you'll pick Ajani or Witch 😂
Omg, that light brown dog had a crazy drive and just look what chick he found 😂 On the other hand, if you sleep in cars, it's no wonder that you look that in the morning!!!!!!! 😜
Yes, in fact I do, I know a kindred soul when I see one! *hi5s*
Yes, it's a little project of LK fan 😉 Ahahaha, you know, I thought you'll pick Ajani or Witch 😂
Omg, that light brown dog had a crazy drive and just look what chick he found 😂 On the other hand, if you sleep in cars, it's no wonder that you look that in the morning!!!!!!! 😜
Yes, in fact I do, I know a kindred soul when I see one! *hi5s*
It's not like in the old days, when you make a malicious villain and befittingly call her Maleficent.
Now, in this SJW Disney era, only men are villains, while women are fragile and broken, like they are pottery and not people, lol.
Nah, I'm normal friendly hyena. :D
But look at that miserable face that tells you everything you need to know about person in the morning, hahahaa. "I hate myself in the morning, and in later afternoon I hate the whole world." :D:D
Hahaha, that's me! :D:D
Now, in this SJW Disney era, only men are villains, while women are fragile and broken, like they are pottery and not people, lol.
Nah, I'm normal friendly hyena. :D
But look at that miserable face that tells you everything you need to know about person in the morning, hahahaa. "I hate myself in the morning, and in later afternoon I hate the whole world." :D:D
Hahaha, that's me! :D:D
Yes, where the hell is Disney going! I wouldn't show any of it to a kid nowadays! Where are the wonderful days of the time when we read our old tales! Here's one from my childhood 😆 https://korsigita.files.wordpress.com...
Hah, you could have fooled me with this: "normal friendly hyena" sure, when you were a baby 😂
Ahem, this morning-day ritual....well.....that is how geniuses are made......just saying.... 😎
Hah, you could have fooled me with this: "normal friendly hyena" sure, when you were a baby 😂
Ahem, this morning-day ritual....well.....that is how geniuses are made......just saying.... 😎
I genuinely dislike 3D animation, I'm still sucker for those old 2D cartoons. :D
Wonderful story. Totally new picture on snow now for me. :D You know, as I get older, I understand more and more all these old witches and evil kings, lol. In some aspects I feel relatable to them. :D :D
I liked as a kid a short story called Kingdom of Darkness. It's a Serbian tale, and I can't find any translation of it online, but in short it's about old knights that are returning from war, and they have to go through a dark cave. They enter it and while they go through pitch darkness they see shining stones on the ground. They all get off from their horses and start picking them up, and as they do that, they hear a deep voice saying: "Who takes the stones shall regret it - who doesn't take the stones, shall regret it, as well."
So, few of them chicken out and drop the stones while others just take few.
They get back on their horses and proceed to the exit of the cave. When they finally got out and in light saw that those ordinary stones were actually gems, those who dropped them - regret it immediately. And those who took few - regret they didn't took more. :D
Hahahaha, just the fact that I chose a hyena as a spiritual animal should give you picture about me. :D :D
Wonderful story. Totally new picture on snow now for me. :D You know, as I get older, I understand more and more all these old witches and evil kings, lol. In some aspects I feel relatable to them. :D :D
I liked as a kid a short story called Kingdom of Darkness. It's a Serbian tale, and I can't find any translation of it online, but in short it's about old knights that are returning from war, and they have to go through a dark cave. They enter it and while they go through pitch darkness they see shining stones on the ground. They all get off from their horses and start picking them up, and as they do that, they hear a deep voice saying: "Who takes the stones shall regret it - who doesn't take the stones, shall regret it, as well."
So, few of them chicken out and drop the stones while others just take few.
They get back on their horses and proceed to the exit of the cave. When they finally got out and in light saw that those ordinary stones were actually gems, those who dropped them - regret it immediately. And those who took few - regret they didn't took more. :D
Hahahaha, just the fact that I chose a hyena as a spiritual animal should give you picture about me. :D :D
Old cartoons are gold, I mean, ok, the animals probably looked too good (True story: I liked the beautiful hares like in Bambi when I was small and when I first saw a real hare in the zoo, I started complaining that the ones there aren't real,they are ugly and wanted to find the "real" ones!) But the humans looked normal at least! Not like now....
Lol,glad you liked our fairy-tale for kids 😆 New meaning when you hear the song "Let it snow, let it snow..." Cute 😂
Nice story from your neck of the woods! Oh the irony! 😎
Oh yes 😆 Lean on, I'm gonna tell you a secret....
Lol,glad you liked our fairy-tale for kids 😆 New meaning when you hear the song "Let it snow, let it snow..." Cute 😂
Nice story from your neck of the woods! Oh the irony! 😎
Oh yes 😆 Lean on, I'm gonna tell you a secret....
"I started complaining that the ones there aren't real,they are ugly and wanted to find the "real" ones!"
Oh dear Orinta, don't we all? :/
But yeah, to this day I can't watch Bambi. I mean, when he starts calling for her... no...
And yeah, that hare is precious. When he starts tapping with his foot... :D:D
Oh my goooooooooooooood, I'm dying, hahahaha
Hahaha, look at them how beautiful they are... they're just playing... :D:D
Oh dear Orinta, don't we all? :/
But yeah, to this day I can't watch Bambi. I mean, when he starts calling for her... no...
And yeah, that hare is precious. When he starts tapping with his foot... :D:D
Oh my goooooooooooooood, I'm dying, hahahaha
Hahaha, look at them how beautiful they are... they're just playing... :D:D
What were you saying? Sorry, been practicing with my dance team so missed your first words 😀
Lol, IKR, we love winter and everything related. To chase winter away we burn a human alike dummy and dance around in our best outfits 😆😆😆 We call it Pancake Day! Wanna know what we make pancakes from? 😆 From pancake dough! Hah, didn't expect that?! 😆 A really fun festival but totally unsuccessful as winter is still there! It's a real festival, no kidding 😉
True, all animals have their cute side! 💜
Lol, IKR, we love winter and everything related. To chase winter away we burn a human alike dummy and dance around in our best outfits 😆😆😆 We call it Pancake Day! Wanna know what we make pancakes from? 😆 From pancake dough! Hah, didn't expect that?! 😆 A really fun festival but totally unsuccessful as winter is still there! It's a real festival, no kidding 😉
True, all animals have their cute side! 💜
Hahaha, that's the dance! :D:D
Oh wow. Are those masks they're wearing? Is that a dress on him? Also - pancakes <33
This seems like a fun festival. :D Ha, if winter is still there, there's really no reason for you not to make another festival, duh. :D
Oh wow. Are those masks they're wearing? Is that a dress on him? Also - pancakes <33
This seems like a fun festival. :D Ha, if winter is still there, there's really no reason for you not to make another festival, duh. :D
Yup, a dress, on Pancake Day we dress like scary people mainly, that guy was a monster bride probably 😆
The 'hot' lady 😉
Ohh, we would like Pancake Day to happen often, it's like Halloween with pancakes 😎 How does your country shoo winter away?
Go ahead, feast your eyes 😉
The 'hot' lady 😉
Ohh, we would like Pancake Day to happen often, it's like Halloween with pancakes 😎 How does your country shoo winter away?
Go ahead, feast your eyes 😉
Hahahaha, the hot lady! :D
That's the thing, these kinds of holidays should be celebrated once per week, at least. :D
Hmm, there's probably some kind of similar tradition that I'm not aware of, but I do know that we have a bear in a cave, and if that bear comes out on a certain day then that means the winter is coming to an end. I should probably research this more. :D
Hubahubahuba... me eat pancakes now...
That's the thing, these kinds of holidays should be celebrated once per week, at least. :D
Hmm, there's probably some kind of similar tradition that I'm not aware of, but I do know that we have a bear in a cave, and if that bear comes out on a certain day then that means the winter is coming to an end. I should probably research this more. :D
Hubahubahuba... me eat pancakes now...
Stefan Bach wrote: "Hahahaha, the hot lady! :D
That's the thing, these kinds of holidays should be celebrated once per week, at least. :D
Hmm, there's probably some kind of similar tradition that I'm not aware of, but..."
Yes, I totally agree, we need more fun stuff! Ok, inform me about the results of the research and the quantity of monsters, pancakes and so on, we need to measure the count of doomed souls 😉
Omg, you have a bear? A real wild bear in a cave? Wow, that's cool and it's a nice tradition 😉Our last bear in the wild died in 1883! There are some cousins of it visiting his home wood from time to time, but they don't stay for long!
Ahem, did I mention that you will turn into one of us if you eat pancakes......? 👀
That's the thing, these kinds of holidays should be celebrated once per week, at least. :D
Hmm, there's probably some kind of similar tradition that I'm not aware of, but..."
Yes, I totally agree, we need more fun stuff! Ok, inform me about the results of the research and the quantity of monsters, pancakes and so on, we need to measure the count of doomed souls 😉
Omg, you have a bear? A real wild bear in a cave? Wow, that's cool and it's a nice tradition 😉Our last bear in the wild died in 1883! There are some cousins of it visiting his home wood from time to time, but they don't stay for long!
Ahem, did I mention that you will turn into one of us if you eat pancakes......? 👀
Yeah, there are bears in the wild. Not in abundance, mind you. Maybe less than 100, out of which more than half are in national resorts.
That sucks, Orinta. No, we people suck. :/
Ha, if I'll turn in that hot lady from pic above, where do I sign? :D :D
That sucks, Orinta. No, we people suck. :/
Ha, if I'll turn in that hot lady from pic above, where do I sign? :D :D
Aww, that's nice that your country protects bears in national resorts. Too late for silly us in Lithuania! Ugh, yes, people are the worst monsters!!!!
Lol, I admire your enthusiasm 😆 But I must lessen it, the initiation requires turning into a were-pancake, no need for burning for now 😂 Will you manage to eat 100 pancakes? 😎
Lol, I admire your enthusiasm 😆 But I must lessen it, the initiation requires turning into a were-pancake, no need for burning for now 😂 Will you manage to eat 100 pancakes? 😎
Hahaha, in both definitions of that word, I guess. :D