Gerhard’s Reviews > The Kaiju Preservation Society > Status Update

“Do some genetic engineering. Make the kaiju smell nice. This whole version of Earth smells like a wet dog.”

“Yeah, what’s the deal with the jumpsuits?” Kahurangi said. “I feel like we’re being dressed by someone who watched way too many science fiction movies from the seventies.”

“To hell with that. After today’s adventure, I’m going to get smashed and wear a fucking lampshade as a hat.”

Nature red in tooth and claw, as Tennyson once said; alternately, the circle of life, as Mufasa said.

“You ever fly a helicopter around an aroused and amorous kaiju?”

Wait ... did I just read the phrase 'tumescent cloaca'!?
Well, it sure gives new meaning to the KPS.

“Betsy?” Kahurangi asked Tom, who sat with us.
“That’s the local kaiju,” Tom said. “You saw her when you got here. She was the one that looked like a small mountain.”
“You named the kaiju Betsy?” I asked.