We have our difference in common 2. Quotes

“Everybody wants to be smart except smart people who want to be stable.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“A little money can buy happiness; a lot can buy addiction.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Love of money is the root of all evil, so governments honor politicians on it. Figures.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“It's a free country. Inmates once bought this. Thus, they're inmates.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“People in grass houses shouldn't get stoned.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. If there's one thing I won't tolerate, it's misteaks.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Marriage is made in Heaven. "...till death do you part." So is divorce.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Toilet paper makes the first world go round.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“A fool and his money are soon parted but don't worry, The Fed always prints more.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Friends with benefits? No? Perk up, friends for salary.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Eighty percent of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other twenty percent.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Something for everybody is nothing for anybody.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Words speak louder than actions from your boss, until "You're fired!" when they're the same.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“You can catch more fries with vinegar than you can with honey.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“You know what they say. They?”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“What's the meaning of lice? To scratch your head for a reason.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“What's the meaning of life? I've been sworn to secrecy.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Media is the subset of social media.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Dishonesty is the best insurance policy.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the Hell up and listen. Now? Politicians "On the Origin of Speeches," grunting past one another.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Has anyone named Campbell been nicknamed Sandwich?”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Stay the course unless you're on the main course.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“I'll pass on the take-backs and take on the do-overs.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“It's a typical atypical day.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“It's never too late to procrastinate.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“All bad things come to those who wait too long for good things.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“I'm asocial - don't wanna go to a social or antisocial.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.